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Shark Jokes | 100 Funny Puns, Riddles & More!

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Shark jokes is one of our favourite ways to pass the time! Sharks are not only the main marine predators, they are also extremely interesting. They have roamed the ocean for over 450 million years, and although they are one of the strongest creatures in the ocean, they don’t even have bones. Their skin is like sandpaper, and when flipped onto their backs, they go into a dopey trance. For these and many other reasons, we cannot resist sharing our favourite shark jokes and puns with you!

100 Funny Shark Jokes

If you’re looking for funny shark jokes for adults and kids, you’ve come to the right place. Here is our hilarious collection of the most ‘finny’ shark jokes! We have included jokes about all your favourite sharks, such as the Great White Shark, Hammerheads and other puns that will tickle your funny bone. Who doesn’t like a good pun about animals? 

If you like these shark jokes, you may also like our list of shark quotes!

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Shark Joke 1

Question: In the sea world, what’s it called when one thing makes something else happen?

Answer: Jaws and effect.

Shark Joke 2

Question: What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?

Answer: Jellyfish

Shark Joke 3

Question: What did the shark say when he bit the fishing line?

Answer: “I’m hooked!”

Shark Joke 4

There’s just some-fin about you.

Shark Joke 5

Question: Which sharks do you find in heaven?

Answer: Angel sharks

Shark Joke 6

Question: What’s a shark’s favourite game?

Answer: Hide and go eat.

Shark Joke 7

Question: How do sharks find things online?

Answer: They surf the fin-ternet.

Shark Joke 8

Question: Who is the most famous shark writer?

Answer: William Sharkspeare.

Shark Joke 9

Question: What was the last word of the shark movie?

Answer: Fin.

Shark Joke 10

Question: Did you hear about the psychic shark?

Answer: It can sea into the future!

Shark Joke 11

Question: Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Answer: Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

Shark Joke 12

Question: What did the pirate shark sing with his crew?

Answer: “Yo ho ho and a bottle of chum!”

Shark Joke 13

Question: What’s a baby shark’s favourite nursery rhyme?

Answer: Jack and Gill.

Shark Joke 14

Question: What are a shark’s two most favourite words?

Answer: Man overboard.

Shark Joke 15

Question: What do a computer and a shark have in common?

Answer: They both have megabites.

Shark Joke 16

Question: Who delivers presents to shark children on Christmas?

Answer: Santa Jaws.

Shark Joke 17

Question: What do fish like to dress up as for Halloween?

Answer: Goblin sharks.

Shark Joke 18

Stay jaws-itive.

Shark Joke 19

Question: What’s a shark’s favourite breakfast food?

Answer: A jellyfish filled donut.

Shark Joke 20

Question: Where’s the first place the shark visited in Europe?

Answer: Finland.

Shark Joke 21

Question: Did you hear about the all-star shark athlete?

Answer: He led his team to the chompionship!

Shark Joke 22

Question: What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?

Answer: “You nailed it!”

Shark Joke 23

There’s no-fin I wouldn’t do for you.

Shark Joke 24

You’re skating on fin ice, pal…

Shark Joke 25

Question: What’s a shark’s favourite song?

Answer: “Don’t Stop Be-reef-ing”.

Shark Joke 26

Question: What’s a shark’s favorite word to say in agreement?

Answer: De-fin-itely.

Shark Joke 27

Question: What advice did the dad shark give his son?

Answer: “Go take a bite out of life!”.

Shark Joke 28

Question: What did the shark get when he traveled to the Arctic Ocean?

Answer: Frostbite.

Shark Joke 29

Question: Did you hear about the shark ghost?

Answer: It vanished into fin air!

Shark Joke 30

I chews you.

Shark Joke 31

Question: How can you tell if two sharks are friends?

Answer: They act chummy with one another.

Shark Joke 32

Question: What’s a shark’s favourite event to attend?

Answer: The carnival!

Shark Joke 33

That shark sure is athletic—he’s been working on his a-gil-ity!

Shark Joke 34

Question: What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

Answer: “This tastes a little funny…”

Shark Joke 35

Question: What do you call a shark in a bad mood?

Answer: Grumpy gills.

Shark Joke 36

Question: What do Sharks have on their toast?

Answer: Mermalaid.

Shark Joke 37

Question: Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables?

Answer: They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.

Shark Joke 38

Question: Who’s a shark’s favorite Star Wars character?

Answer: Chewbacca.

Shark Joke 39

Question: Why are sharks hard to trust?

Answer: They tell great white lies.

Shark Joke 40

Question: Why can’t most sharks and whales read?

Answer: They are not part of a school.

Shark Joke 41

Don’t trust sharks—they’ll spill your sea-crets.

Shark Joke 42

Question: Where do lonely Sharks go to find companionship?

Answer: Sand Bars.

Shark Joke 43

Question: Why did the shark get sent to jail?

Answer: He was involved with some fishy business.

Shark Joke 44

Come to the shark side…

Shark Joke 45

There’s a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. – Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.

Shark Joke 46

Question: Why did the shark cross the reef?

Answer: To get to the other tide!

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Shark Joke 47

Question: What’s a shark’s favourite card game?

Answer: Go fish.

Shark Joke 48

The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry—he’s collecting workers chomp.

Shark Joke 49

Question: What’s a shark’s favourite meal?

Answer: Fish and ships.

Shark Joke 50

Question: Why did the shark quit dating?

Answer: Even though there are still many fish in the sea, he was netted into a relationship and got catfished.

Shark Joke 51

Question: What do you call a dapper shark?

Answer: So-fish-dicated.

Shark Joke 52

Question: What type of sharks do carpenters like?

Answer: The hammerhead and saw shark.

Shark Joke 53

Question: What’s a shark’s favourite candy?

Answer: Jaw breakers.

Shark Joke 54

Question: When lawyers go fishing, why do they throw back the sharks?

Answer: Professional curteousy.

Shark Joke 55

No wonder that shark doesn’t have any friends—it’s a loan shark.

Shark Joke 56

Question: Who’s Iron Man’s alter-ego in the sea world?

Answer: Tony Shark.

Shark Joke 57

Question: Why was the shark so funny?

Answer: He was fluent in shark-asm.

Shark Joke 58

Question: What’s a shark’s favourite coffee shop?

Answer: Shark-bucks.

Shark Joke 59

Question: What does a shark victim see before their end?

Answer: Fin.

Shark Joke 60

Question: How did the hammerhead do on the Math exam?

Answer: He nailed it.

Shark Joke 61

Question: What’s a shark’s favourite science fiction TV show?

Answer: Shark Trek.

Shark Joke 62

Question: What do you call the stuff caught in a Great White Shark’s teeth?

Answer: Slow swimmers.

Shark Joke 63

Question: What happened when the shark got famous?

Answer: He became a starfish.

Shark Joke 64

Arguing with strangers online is like wrestling sharks. Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do.

Shark Joke 65

Question: What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?

Answer: Do not eat if seal is broken

Shark Joke 66

Question: What do you get from an angry shark?

Answer: As far away as possible!

Shark Joke 67

Question: What’s a shark’s least favourite sweet?

Answer: Jawbreakers!

Shark Joke 68

Question: Why didn’t the shark want to fight the octopus?

Answer: Because he knew he was well-armed!

Shark Joke 69

Question: What do you call an acrobat in shark-infested waters?

Answer: A balanced breakfast!

Shark Joke 70

Question: What kind of shark wears big, baggy, gold trousers?

Answer: MC Hammerhead!

Shark Joke 71

Question: What did one shark say to the other shark?

Answer: There’s some-fin special about you!

Shark Joke 72

Question: What was the shark’s favourite movie?

Answer: Eating Nemo!

Shark Joke 73

Question: What’s a shark’s favourite Bible story?

Answer: The one about Noah’s shark!

Shark Joke 74

Question: Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

Answer: You stop pretending!

Shark Joke 75

Question: What should you do if you see a shark?

Answer: Swim away!

Shark Joke 76

Question: How did they know the victim of the shark attack had dandruff?

Answer: They found her head and shoulders on the beach.

Shark Joke 77

Question: How does a shark greet a fish?

Answer: He says, “Pleased to eat you!”

Shark Joke 78

Question: Where do country music-loving sharks go? – Gnashville!

Shark Joke 79

Question: What do sharks serve their guests at parties?

Answer: A sharkcuterie.

Shark Joke 80

Question: Why do sharks circle people before they eat them?

Answer: Because people taste better without poop in them….

Shark Joke 81

Question: What type of shark do you find at a building site?

Answer: Hammerhead sharks!

Shark Joke 82

Question: What’s yellow and dangerous?

Answer: Shark infested custard.

Shark Joke 83

Question: How does a shark chef announce that the food is ready?

Answer: “Hot off the gill!”

Shark Joke 84

Question: What did the shark say to the whale?

Answer: What are you blubbering about!

Shark Joke 85

Question: Did you hear about the musician who borrowed money from a loan shark?

Answer: He’s in a whole lot of treble.

Shark Joke 86

Question: What kind of shark likes to gamble?

Answer: A card shark!

Shark Joke 87

Question: What did the Great White shark say to the cliff jumper?

Answer: “Don’t worry, I’ll catch you!”

Shark Joke 88

Question: How do you make a shark laugh?

Answer: By telling it a whale of a tale!

Shark Joke 89

Question: What did the shark get on his maths test?

Answer: A sea-minus!

Shark Joke 90

Question: What is a British sharks favourite meal?

Answer: Fish and Kids!

Shark Joke 91

Question: Why don’t sharks like fast food?

Answer: Because they can’t catch it!

Shark Joke 92

Question: Whats the weird fleshy thing between a sharks teeth called?

Answer: A surfer.

Shark Joke 93

Question: What do sharks say to comfort each other after a relationship ends?

Answer: “It’s okay, there are plenty more birds in the sky!”

Shark Joke 94

Question: What happens when you put a shark and a cow together?

Answer: I don’t know, but I wouldn’t like to milk it!

Shark Joke 95

Question: Why didn’t the octopus fight the shark?

Answer: Because he was spineless.

Shark Joke 96

If you thought it was expensive to go swimming with dolphins, you should try swimming with sharks. . . it cost me an arm and a leg!

Shark Joke 97

Question: What sort of fish operates on a sick shark?

Answer: A sturgeon!

Shark Joke 98

“SHARK INFESTED WATER” You mean their home?

Shark Joke 99

Question: What does a shark orde at McDonalds?

Answer: A quarter flounder with cheese?

Shark Joke 100

Question: Why was the shark eating pineapples?

Answer: Because it makes seamen taste better.

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