Shark jokes is one of our favourite ways to pass the time! Sharks are not only the main marine predators, they are also extremely interesting. They have roamed the ocean for over 450 million years, and although they are one of the strongest creatures in the ocean, they don’t even have bones. Their skin is like sandpaper, and when flipped onto their backs, they go into a dopey trance. For these and many other reasons, we cannot resist sharing our favourite shark jokes and puns with you!
100 Funny Shark Jokes
If you’re looking for funny shark jokes for adults and kids, you’ve come to the right place. Here is our hilarious collection of the most ‘finny’ shark jokes! We have included jokes about all your favourite sharks, such as the Great White Shark, Hammerheads and other puns that will tickle your funny bone. Who doesn’t like a good pun about animals?
If you like these shark jokes, you may also like our list of shark quotes!
Shark Joke 1
Question: In the sea world, what’s it called when one thing makes something else happen?
Answer: Jaws and effect.
Shark Joke 2
Question: What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
Shark Joke 3
Question: What did the shark say when he bit the fishing line?
Answer: “I’m hooked!”
Shark Joke 4
There’s just some-fin about you.
Shark Joke 5
Question: Which sharks do you find in heaven?
Answer: Angel sharks
Shark Joke 6
Question: What’s a shark’s favourite game?
Answer: Hide and go eat.
Shark Joke 7
Question: How do sharks find things online?
Answer: They surf the fin-ternet.
Shark Joke 8
Question: Who is the most famous shark writer?
Answer: William Sharkspeare.
Shark Joke 9
Question: What was the last word of the shark movie?
Shark Joke 10
Question: Did you hear about the psychic shark?
Answer: It can sea into the future!
Shark Joke 11
Question: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Answer: Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Shark Joke 12
Question: What did the pirate shark sing with his crew?
Answer: “Yo ho ho and a bottle of chum!”
Shark Joke 13
Question: What’s a baby shark’s favourite nursery rhyme?
Answer: Jack and Gill.
Shark Joke 14
Question: What are a shark’s two most favourite words?
Answer: Man overboard.
Shark Joke 15
Question: What do a computer and a shark have in common?
Answer: They both have megabites.
Shark Joke 16
Question: Who delivers presents to shark children on Christmas?
Answer: Santa Jaws.
Shark Joke 17
Question: What do fish like to dress up as for Halloween?
Answer: Goblin sharks.
Shark Joke 18
Shark Joke 19
Question: What’s a shark’s favourite breakfast food?
Answer: A jellyfish filled donut.
Shark Joke 20
Question: Where’s the first place the shark visited in Europe?
Shark Joke 21
Question: Did you hear about the all-star shark athlete?
Answer: He led his team to the chompionship!
Shark Joke 22
Question: What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?
Answer: “You nailed it!”
Shark Joke 23
There’s no-fin I wouldn’t do for you.
Shark Joke 24
You’re skating on fin ice, pal…
Shark Joke 25
Question: What’s a shark’s favourite song?
Answer: “Don’t Stop Be-reef-ing”.
Shark Joke 26
Question: What’s a shark’s favorite word to say in agreement?
Shark Joke 27
Question: What advice did the dad shark give his son?
Answer: “Go take a bite out of life!”.
Shark Joke 28
Question: What did the shark get when he traveled to the Arctic Ocean?
Shark Joke 29
Question: Did you hear about the shark ghost?
Answer: It vanished into fin air!
Shark Joke 30
I chews you.
Shark Joke 31
Question: How can you tell if two sharks are friends?
Answer: They act chummy with one another.
Shark Joke 32
Question: What’s a shark’s favourite event to attend?
Answer: The carnival!
Shark Joke 33
That shark sure is athletic—he’s been working on his a-gil-ity!
Shark Joke 34
Question: What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
Answer: “This tastes a little funny…”
Shark Joke 35
Question: What do you call a shark in a bad mood?
Answer: Grumpy gills.
Shark Joke 36
Question: What do Sharks have on their toast?
Shark Joke 37
Question: Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables?
Answer: They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.
Shark Joke 38
Question: Who’s a shark’s favorite Star Wars character?
Shark Joke 39
Question: Why are sharks hard to trust?
Answer: They tell great white lies.
Shark Joke 40
Question: Why can’t most sharks and whales read?
Answer: They are not part of a school.
Shark Joke 41
Don’t trust sharks—they’ll spill your sea-crets.
Shark Joke 42
Question: Where do lonely Sharks go to find companionship?
Answer: Sand Bars.
Shark Joke 43
Question: Why did the shark get sent to jail?
Answer: He was involved with some fishy business.
Shark Joke 44
Come to the shark side…
Shark Joke 45
There’s a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. – Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.
Shark Joke 46
Question: Why did the shark cross the reef?
Answer: To get to the other tide!
Shark Joke 47
Question: What’s a shark’s favourite card game?
Answer: Go fish.
Shark Joke 48
The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry—he’s collecting workers chomp.
Shark Joke 49
Question: What’s a shark’s favourite meal?
Answer: Fish and ships.
Shark Joke 50
Question: Why did the shark quit dating?
Answer: Even though there are still many fish in the sea, he was netted into a relationship and got catfished.
Shark Joke 51
Question: What do you call a dapper shark?
Shark Joke 52
Question: What type of sharks do carpenters like?
Answer: The hammerhead and saw shark.
Shark Joke 53
Question: What’s a shark’s favourite candy?
Answer: Jaw breakers.
Shark Joke 54
Question: When lawyers go fishing, why do they throw back the sharks?
Answer: Professional curteousy.
Shark Joke 55
No wonder that shark doesn’t have any friends—it’s a loan shark.
Shark Joke 56
Question: Who’s Iron Man’s alter-ego in the sea world?
Answer: Tony Shark.
Shark Joke 57
Question: Why was the shark so funny?
Answer: He was fluent in shark-asm.
Shark Joke 58
Question: What’s a shark’s favourite coffee shop?
Shark Joke 59
Question: What does a shark victim see before their end?
Shark Joke 60
Question: How did the hammerhead do on the Math exam?
Answer: He nailed it.
Shark Joke 61
Question: What’s a shark’s favourite science fiction TV show?
Answer: Shark Trek.
Shark Joke 62
Question: What do you call the stuff caught in a Great White Shark’s teeth?
Answer: Slow swimmers.
Shark Joke 63
Question: What happened when the shark got famous?
Answer: He became a starfish.
Shark Joke 64
Arguing with strangers online is like wrestling sharks. Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do.
Shark Joke 65
Question: What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
Answer: Do not eat if seal is broken
Shark Joke 66
Question: What do you get from an angry shark?
Answer: As far away as possible!
Shark Joke 67
Question: What’s a shark’s least favourite sweet?
Shark Joke 68
Question: Why didn’t the shark want to fight the octopus?
Answer: Because he knew he was well-armed!
Shark Joke 69
Question: What do you call an acrobat in shark-infested waters?
Answer: A balanced breakfast!
Shark Joke 70
Question: What kind of shark wears big, baggy, gold trousers?
Answer: MC Hammerhead!
Shark Joke 71
Question: What did one shark say to the other shark?
Answer: There’s some-fin special about you!
Shark Joke 72
Question: What was the shark’s favourite movie?
Answer: Eating Nemo!
Shark Joke 73
Question: What’s a shark’s favourite Bible story?
Answer: The one about Noah’s shark!
Shark Joke 74
Question: Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
Answer: You stop pretending!
Shark Joke 75
Question: What should you do if you see a shark?
Answer: Swim away!
Shark Joke 76
Question: How did they know the victim of the shark attack had dandruff?
Answer: They found her head and shoulders on the beach.
Shark Joke 77
Question: How does a shark greet a fish?
Answer: He says, “Pleased to eat you!”
Shark Joke 78
Question: Where do country music-loving sharks go? – Gnashville!
Shark Joke 79
Question: What do sharks serve their guests at parties?
Answer: A sharkcuterie.
Shark Joke 80
Question: Why do sharks circle people before they eat them?
Answer: Because people taste better without poop in them….
Shark Joke 81
Question: What type of shark do you find at a building site?
Answer: Hammerhead sharks!
Shark Joke 82
Question: What’s yellow and dangerous?
Answer: Shark infested custard.
Shark Joke 83
Question: How does a shark chef announce that the food is ready?
Answer: “Hot off the gill!”
Shark Joke 84
Question: What did the shark say to the whale?
Answer: What are you blubbering about!
Shark Joke 85
Question: Did you hear about the musician who borrowed money from a loan shark?
Answer: He’s in a whole lot of treble.
Shark Joke 86
Question: What kind of shark likes to gamble?
Answer: A card shark!
Shark Joke 87
Question: What did the Great White shark say to the cliff jumper?
Answer: “Don’t worry, I’ll catch you!”
Shark Joke 88
Question: How do you make a shark laugh?
Answer: By telling it a whale of a tale!
Shark Joke 89
Question: What did the shark get on his maths test?
Answer: A sea-minus!
Shark Joke 90
Question: What is a British sharks favourite meal?
Answer: Fish and Kids!
Shark Joke 91
Question: Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Answer: Because they can’t catch it!
Shark Joke 92
Question: Whats the weird fleshy thing between a sharks teeth called?
Answer: A surfer.
Shark Joke 93
Question: What do sharks say to comfort each other after a relationship ends?
Answer: “It’s okay, there are plenty more birds in the sky!”
Shark Joke 94
Question: What happens when you put a shark and a cow together?
Answer: I don’t know, but I wouldn’t like to milk it!
Shark Joke 95
Question: Why didn’t the octopus fight the shark?
Answer: Because he was spineless.
Shark Joke 96
If you thought it was expensive to go swimming with dolphins, you should try swimming with sharks. . . it cost me an arm and a leg!
Shark Joke 97
Question: What sort of fish operates on a sick shark?
Answer: A sturgeon!
Shark Joke 98
“SHARK INFESTED WATER” You mean their home?
Shark Joke 99
Question: What does a shark orde at McDonalds?
Answer: A quarter flounder with cheese?
Shark Joke 100
Question: Why was the shark eating pineapples?
Answer: Because it makes seamen taste better.